I founded Laser Dragon University in 1983 with one goal in mind: to promote the academic pursuit of all things cool and awesome. Like the noble dragon, with its fiery breath and awesome huge teeth and scaly wings, and the industrious laser, which can do everything from scan groceries to blast holes through evil alien spaceships, our institution continues to defy the status quo of boredom in education. Not only are our classes way cooler than any other college or university's, our mascot - The Laser-Breathing Dragon - could beat any other school's mascot any day of the week.